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Superman blamed for sonic booms
On January 26th, 2016 people around Charleston, SC reported hearing and feeling what they thought was an earthquake, two days later in New Jersey people reported the same thing. Instead of an earthquake, the rumble turned out to be a sonic boom; with no planned military drills in the area and […]

Breaking: Superman Blamed for Sonic Booms in Eastern US




Ladies and gentlemen have no fear because the messiah is here in the form of Bernard “Bernie” Sanders! I can’t tell you how thrilled I am to share all my hard-earned money with those that didn’t put any effort towards it. You know, I’ve struggled at times with motivation at […]

The Socialism Solution is Here!


Kermit the Frog to Boycott the Oscars
  Following yet another year of Oscar snubs for Muppets everywhere; Kermit The Frog has announced that he will be boycotting the Academy Awards on February 28th this year. Despite not appearing in any eligible films in 2015 the prolific actor believes the Academy has a diversity problem given that […]

Kermit The Frog to Boycott The Oscars


After allegedly violating his probation (the light punishment he stunningly received for killing four people while drunk driving) Ethan Couch commonly referred to as ‘Affluenza Teen’ fled the US to Mexico where he and his mother had been hiding out for weeks. After authorities finally caught up with the two […]

Ethan Couch (Affluenza Teen) Awaits Extradition in Mexico



Northern Arizona University Shooting
  Early morning October 9th, 2015 a Northern Arizona University student was killed, and three others were injured by another student with a gun. Reports say that this occurred around 1:30AM local time after a fight between the suspect and four fraternity members. A Freshman NAU student is in custody […]

Confrontation at Northern Arizona University leaves 1 Dead, 3 Injured: ...


Ndamukong Suh Kicks Dolphins Player
  Ndamukong Suh is involved in yet another ‘incident’ in the NFL. No stranger to controversy, Suh can be seen here kicking The New York Jets’ Quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick in the head. Read more on this story here and see our thoughts on this below: Bishop’s Take What a shocker, […]

Ndamukong Suh Kicks Yet Another Player – Our Thoughts


Muslim kid makes clock
Unless you’ve been in a media blackout you’ve probably heard a little bit about a muslim kid in Texas putting a clock in a suitcase and bringing it to school. It’s made national headlines because the kid was arrested due to the fact that the clock looks a lot like […]

Muslim Kid “Makes” a Clock Look Like a Bomb – ...