Democrats Boycott President's Day Sales
They say 2017 is the year of the protest, it’s turning out to be the year of the boycott as well. Adding to a long line of Anti-Trump protests, a small faction of the Democrats decided it’s simply not good enough to boycott stores where the Ivanka Trump clothing line […]

Democrats Boycott President’s Day Sales – 2017

Superman blamed for sonic booms
On January 26th, 2016 people around Charleston, SC reported hearing and feeling what they thought was an earthquake, two days later in New Jersey people reported┬áthe same thing. Instead of an earthquake, the rumble turned out to be a sonic boom; with no planned military drills in the area and […]

Breaking: Superman Blamed for Sonic Booms in Eastern US

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Kermit the Frog to Boycott the Oscars
  Following yet another year of Oscar snubs for Muppets everywhere; Kermit The Frog has announced that he will be boycotting the Academy Awards on February 28th this year. Despite not appearing in any eligible films in 2015 the prolific actor believes the Academy has a diversity problem given that […]

Kermit The Frog to Boycott The Oscars